Do not surf, you WILL die!

With all the shark attacks going on along the West Coast it was only a matter of time until homeland security got in on the act. Thank God for their protection, otherwise surfing would remain a dangerous and bloody pastime here in the north western corner of the country.




Here a solo dawn patrolee gets the finest protection available to all our safe citizens!



Confidence levels have returned to their normally absurd levels and it's safe to go back in the water.....